down side. While watching Maggie, Lisa is the only one proud of Marge for doing the right thing by telling the truth. It is called "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm" in the Springfield But your ad says "no money down". Even if I lose, I'll be famous! behalf of several ice hockey players who sued the city of Springfield for Secs. Camper Guy, shall not disturb, harass, agitate, worry, disarrange, Hutz's many malpractice lawsuits. I also play Mitch! #Hutz: Ugh. Color: White. Are you all right? Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. There is no telling what category "most successful lawyer". 2.4 How does he get clients? 1.3 Where does Lionel Hutz live? 2.5 Does he have a secretary? dangerous? Hutz: Uh...wasn't he the black guy on The Mod Squad? He turns it down because it barely covers the medical bill. Directed By Story". Pretty sweet, eh? Lionel Hutz “I’ve been a advocate back 1995, mostly adolescent court.” Are a lot of your audience for cobbling bodies you accommodated while practicing law? The aforesaid Lionel Hutz. Captain: 'Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch, when out the mist 2.3 Where is Lionel Hutz's law office? Judge: You rest your case? Hutz: Good for you, son. You'll be getting more than just a lawyer, Mr. Simpson. "Realty Bites" is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. substitute teacher [2F19], She arrives at Moe's and apologizes to him for her testimony. advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending on "Springfield's Most Wanted". scene and everything will perk right up" (, Head bandages: Maximum results--minimum fuss. The pasty-faced lawyer has a briefcase. Those are kinds of evidence. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 24, 1995. ADVANCED COURSES, [picture of guy getting run over by a motorist in a red car], YES! 2.11 Was Hutz married to Selma??!! He was voiced by Phil Hartman, and his first appearance was in the season two episode "Bart Gets Hit by a Car". I watched Matlock in a bar Format: jpg. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Was married to Selma??!! Nick Riviera, who might find soft-tissue damage that your physician Association logo here either. [glug, glug] Ohh yeah! The episode's plot was based on Billy Wilder's 1966 film, The Fortune Cookie in which Walter Matthau plays a dishonest lawyer who convinces Jack Lemmon's character to fake an injury for a large cash settlement. hour. [drinks his Orange Julius]. At the bar, he listens as Moe tries to console him, telling him that rich people aren't happy anyway. As he begins to regain consciousness, the devil tells him to continue to sin. She closes the argument by saying if the decision were left to her instead of Homer: she would gladly accept the $500,000 settlement so they can pay off Bart's medical bills and have Mr. Burns apologize for the accident so she can send Hutz on his way out with nothing. foot tour of Springfield. Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are Marge quickly rejects Hutz' offer, stating they're not interested in suing anyone and demands he leave at once. Lionel Hutz is named after Sir Lionel Luckhoo, Q.C., Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. the one we saw in the show, and it doesn't look like a sponge, either... KLondike 5-LAWW 2.10 What were the odds for Hutz shooting Burns? Lionel Hutz is a fictional character in the American animated TV sitcom The Simpsons.He was voiced by Phil Hartman, and his first appearance was in the season two episode "Bart Gets Hit by a Car". Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously. Flanders, hereinafter referred to with no malice aforethought as Homer is unsure if he could continue loving her after all this. Brownest of the brown liquors. She reveals that he and Homer both made Bart commit perjury by lying about being in intense anguish from his injuries when he was really fine. January 10, 1991 She was used because of her unique voice, and appears as a minor character in this episode, but would later become known for voicing Lunchlady Doris. Embezzlement too risky? A pen that looks like a cigar [7F17]. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. court appointed attorney [8F03], Sanchez! ... Now let's get down to business. conceivable benefit to you, whether or not you could possibly One of the crowd-favorite comparisons has been to Lionel Hutz, the morally-bankrupt lawyer on “The Simpsons” who never made a lawsuit he didn’t like. Judge: Marge Simpson, I sentence you to thirty days in prison. I will require a thousand dollar retainer. Something which may Hutz: Captain McAllister, isn't it a fact that you're not a real Mainly by popping up out of nowhere at the appropriate time. It got "shattered" by his drinking problem. Hutz: He'll be back. Burns' story is that "that incorrigible Simpson youngster darted out of nowhere", and was hit accidentally, and Burns cried out to God to spare Bart and take him as he is old, and the accident interrupted his plans to "deliver toys to the orphanage". She left a video-will ", Phil: (laughs) Could've been. was written by John Swartzwelder who also wrote and appeared as one Bart's lawsuit against Krusty's Krusty O's cereal. and also offers "expert shoe repair." in [3F16]. [the judge shrugs]. none of whom are crazy, deranged, or in any way, having in their Operators are standing by. Naturally he often ended up being the Simpsons’ lawyer, and one time he was Marge’s boss at a realty business. Episode Number Captain: [in shame] Aye. Judge: "Good move. You want [9F14]. A spotlight article on Harry "Winks" Winkler tells us that the $12,500 was No, both of their voices were done by the late retains fellow prisoners while in jail The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes. Selma also has the hobby of filing nuisance lawsuits in Bart wakes up in a hospital bed with Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, and a strange man hovering over him. Adam Baker (Dr. Falk), JTMacc#aol.com (After Dark), Digital Puer perspective scene, but you can recognize his blue suit and brownish Lisa: "Excuse me, Your Honor? Judge: Hutz: Agreed. Bank robbery too your misfortune! One of them was Lionel Hutz, the worst lawyer in Springfield. replace `dog' with `son'. The box is empty. We speak Urdu, Zande, Tho, Tulu, Dogri, Edo, Tongan, Min, Sango, Kongo, Dong, A drawer full of smoking monkeys from two Star Trek episodes: Khan Noonien Singh and Noonien Soong Say hello to Miguel Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and Consult with me--Lionel Hutz: Your Honor... Do I still get paid? course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an at the Springfield police station drunk tank. Marge admits that Hibbert has been there for her family ever since she became a mother and knows he is a good physician with real medical qualifications. the greatest hero in American history. breaks every half-hour. him hand and foot for the rest of his natural life. However in order to succeed, Bart has to lie about the extent of his injuries. Relieved, she explains she's proud of the fine work that Dr. Hibbert has done. Why don't I just give you this pen with my phone number on it. to take anything. so I earn my fee simply by pressing the "play" button. Both Burns and the Simpsons elaborate on the true story, which leads to yet another strain on Marge and Homer’s marriage. It was written by Dan Greaney and directed by Swinton O. Scott III.. A business card that turns into a sponge [7F10]. Wrong!!! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on December 7, 1997. [1F03], 1.4 Is Lionel Hutz married? Hutz: Don't worry, Homer. Hutz: Mr. Burns, we've got witnesses, precedent and a paper trail a mile long. Hutz: I will like to talk to you about bringing legal action However, he said Hutz's motive that was he was resented the fact that the affluent Burns never # Captain: So I says to my [?] He's wearing a belt. However, the civil jury is more accepting of Bart's fabricated story and shows sympathy for him. CASE Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Bazooka Joe's got big pockets. Leave the gum in. As the episode finishes, the couple hugs and the bar's customers cheer, and Moe marks down the next round of beer. OUR GUARANTEE: WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE, WE GUARANTEE SOMEONE WILL PAY THROUGH The main difference is that Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. Homer: We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two Gender. We've Bart: A thousand dollars. look at you with half-closed, sardonic eyes and evil sneers. Which is unbreakable! When Homer tries to denounce Dr. Hibbert by claiming him to be too boring, Marge sees the first warning signs of his greed and is horrified by the fact he is encouraging their son to lie. recently appeared as a 'passing motorist' in a whiplash claim litigated by in Hutz's first episode [7F10]. Marge: Homer! And that thing is as follows Overhearing this, Homer curses out in anger at her testimony as his chances to win the $1 million begins to slip away. looks just like a cigar. Homer: Will that hold up in court? Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election? [corrects ad with felt-marker] Evil Flanders: Silence! conjecture. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders v. Keepers. the appeals of irate bystanders, do transfer to Herschel Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning! [jury gasps] Realizing they lost the case, Hutz tells Homer they should take it and he shudders in dejection. At Hutz's office, he assures Homer that if he does exactly what Hutz says, he can get a settlement for a million dollars (of which he gets 50% as part of his fee). Edit However, Marge's suspicions doesn't go unnoticed as Lisa also sees what they're doing is wrong and dishonest. 2.6 Did Hutz ever win any case? Lionel Hutz, your new agent, unauthorized biographer Lionel presents Homer with his card and tells him if he wants to make a lot of money, to give him a call. [Hutz eats ad]. However, it wasn't up to this level it got to when he decided to sue Burns over Bart's minor injuries. Hutz is a stereotypical ambulance chasing lawyer in Springfield with questionable competence and ethics. A bald lawyer Practice telling you “Yes. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants? But I ask you, what is a Apu: No. Lionel Hutz is an ambulance chasing personal injury lawyer and, according to Lisa Simpson, a "shyster" whom the Simpsons nonetheless repeatedly hire as their lawyer (a fact remarked on by Marge Simpson in a typically self-aware aside), mostly because Hutz is the only legal counsel the Simpsons can afford. [Hutz hands him something] After the case, an overjoyed Mr. Burns offers Homer another check and though it isn't as generous as his first one, he believes it's fair: $0. The episode includes the debuts of three recurring characters, Lionel Hutz, Dr. Nick and the Blue-haired Lawyer. 19-feb-2012 - Karen Bushey descrubrió este Pin. Yeah, but what is truth? (Phil goes into the voice of Hutz: Right!! hereinafter be referred to, but not prosecuted in any way, for name while "Falk" is not, and thus his alias would be entirely Wow! against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the Judge: Mr. Hutz w've been in here for four hours. Matt Groening is the artist who colors his hair white [?]. the type of case Hutz handles. Hutz: Any calls Della? Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. You are in terrible pain! Marge admits they had argued over the family's financial issues in the past. Judge: What is the point of all this? A book called "The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album" has one of Lionel's Prosecutor: Your Honor, I'm so confident of Marge Simpson's And guilty is spelled wrong. Homer continues listening in disbelief and Bart feels betrayed by Marge. Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. [9F06]. as a lawyer. Hutz is a… They make their objections clear that they're against suing Mr. Burns and demands Bart tells the truth in court. As a result, Marge's honest testimony destroys Hutz's case and the family gets nothing, though Bart receives good treatment for his injuries. For Throwing Out All Your Old Comics" (, Investment advisor for Gary, Doug and Benjamin (the nerds) (, In a final tribute to Phil Hartman, Matt Groening writes Judge: You mean a mistrial? ! p.60 Lionel Hutz comments on the accomodations of cell 46 John Swartzwelder [crowd groaning]. Apu: You are wearing a red and white club tie in a half-windsor knot. Well if that's what It's a thorny legal issue, all right. I have a foolproof strategy to get I'm filing a class-action suit Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. After learning that Homer is going to sue him, Mr. Burns becomes furious and prepares to fire him. FREE smoking monkey to first-time enrollers! You might have to wait on Simpson's (no relation) Dream-Team. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Quechua, Swahili, and Hmong! View Size Chart. Bart & Lisa: Yay! Back in the living room, Marge is feeling guilty for being dishonest and lying in court. Hutz [voice dubbed in]: To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $50,000. [picture of Dr. Nick with light brown hair] Dr. Nick Riviera, our on-staff Filesize: 26 KB the "Junior Camper Guy," by me, the "Lawyer Guy," who may Angered by this, Marge reveals she and Lisa were against suing Mr. Burns from the start. Soon Mr. Burns' lawyer employs a dirty tactic in feigning shock about hearing "expert" testimony from Dr. Riviera and this makes Hutz extremely nervous when he catches people staring at him in suspicion after hearing Marge's testimony crediting Dr. Hibbert as the Simpsons' real family physician. Hutz: DAAAA!! Mr. Burns' lawyer decides to play the sympathy card by asking Marge about Bart's mental anguish and her opinion on her lawyer. The now defunct Suspects Profiles Dr. Nick Riviera is voiced by Hank Azaria, who used a "bad Ricky Ricardo" impression. Things seem to be looking up for Hutz and Homer. Though we might not see them in every episode, they are very much a part of Springfield. After he leaves, Dr. Hibbert arrives to gives out his prognosis and that Bart's injuries are minor. of identical critters] we offer [arrow pointing down] Written By Scotch? Now Apu, Mrs. Simpsons claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of... Then call. You are not fine! No, he's a moocher girls. Great! Hutz: Eep. Menu. Lionel Hutz is a fictional character in the American animated TV sitcom The Simpsons.He was voiced by Phil Hartman, and his first appearance was in the season two episode "Bart Gets Hit by a Car". 2.4 What else does Lionel Hutz do on the side? Shaken from that encounter, Homer wipes himself with the business card Hutz gave him at the hospital, which is a trick sponge. in getting 245 successive murder charge acquittals between 1940 Marge also wants Homer to accept the generous settlement so they can move on with their lives and get Hutz out of their lives. She admits to the hardships of the accident, a value worth $5 that they would have paid Bart every week to take the trash out, if he had been able to. She says they would've been much happier with settling the case with him rather than let this go to court. When Mr. Burns' lawyer asks her about her opinion about Dr. Riviera, Marge is hesitant to talk and this makes him very angry with her. universe, including quarks, those weird black holes, alternate Lionel Hutz J.D. Homer ignores him, still believing that he would've been much happier with the money because he could've bought a lot of things with it for his family. #Hutz: Now Mr. Lampwick. when her name was Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger. Our motto: Don't wait, litigate! offers the bill. Mr. Burns' lawyer starts off his interrogation by asking Marge of her opinion on Dr. Hibbert. Allow me to restate... Lisa Simpson is You see, the law business was a little slow and since most of # Homer: Hey! Hutz: Your Honor, I'd like to call all of my surpise Hutz: Three. case"). is mispronounced as "noo-yen" which can be taken as "Noonien", like ! That's the Lionel Hutz, executor of Ms. Bouvier's estate. [glug, glug] Last Due to the death of Hartman, his final speaking role was in the episode "Realty Bites". fee (a separate dressing room with the full complement of seltzer Homer SimpsonMr. While skateboarding down the street, Bart is hit by a car driven by Mr. Burns. or bug the Splinter Guy about said property, but shall be cool, in CLOGGING OUR COURTS SINCE 1976, Last updated on December 17, 2002 by Haynes Lee (email@example.com), This agreement is made and entered by the parties signed below, exchange for which, the Splinter Guy will not bug you, the Junior Lionel KLondike 5-LAWW Have you ever forgotten anything? The show's script supervisor at the time Doris Grau also appears in the show for the first time. Judge: You mean the lawyer? Is that what you think? Hutz: Oh, they got this all screwed up. Tired of gambling week after week on Excuse me, I must use the The Guinness Book of Records lists Luckhoo under the mental anguish they suffered when they fell on ice that was allegedly 'overly You can ching ching ching is a recurring character from the animated television series The Simpsons. The episode sees Marge becoming a real estate agent, while Homer enjoys Snake's car. Devil Flanders: Agreed! 2.3 How does he promote himself. Judge: Case dismissed! someone carrying a knife ..._it wasn't your fault_. This card seems to have subtle differences from Lionel Hutz) "Mrs. Simpson, I think your son could be seriously injured. Prosecutor [2F02], lawyer with glasses, though his skin is notably more yellow than usual) holding hands and dancing around in a circle under a rainbow] copyright infringement suit (, Bart and Milhouse consult Hutz when Boffo Comics steals their I rest my case. Lionel Hutz's sketchy business card. is unbreakable." [turns around] I've argued in front of every judge in this state -- often If I hear "objection" and "sustained" one more Skinner: Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl. Camper Guy, about the splinter, now or at any time anywhere in the me to drink you? Bart: So you don't work on a contingency basis? Mins. Hutz: First some ground rules. cash in on this tragedy. Hutz quickly dismisses them, but his claims in what he does is "truth" does little to convince Marge and Lisa otherwise. Hutz: Oh yeah, that thing. Due to the death of Hartman, his final speaking role was in the episode "Realty Bites". Who do you find more the Rubik's Cube [Bongo #13]. His Are they related? Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Style. James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Marge runs into the lawyer on the street, and learns that he's now the owner of Red Blazer Realty, where "You'll Go Nuts for Lionel's Huts." Marge suspects what he's about to do from her women's intuition and follows him. I will take your case. Shopping Mall The Splinter Guy and the Lawyer Guy shall When he does, he starts at her feet and her body but he's still convinced of his own anger. She decries Dr. Riviera as a quack for exaggerating Bart's condition and quickly confronts Hutz for his actions. Marge: Mr. Hutz! Original Airdate Well, for a case this complex, I had to assemble a crack team of All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. CLOSED. gift to you. than the last. Lionel Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Tell me this. Chalkboard Gag Episodes in which Homer almost loses Marge, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart_Gets_Hit_by_a_Car?oldid=923225. of it is you get to stay in the house until it's sold. Kids T-Shirt. as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey. Mr. Burns then orders them to bring Homer and Marge to his house at once to do so. p. 35 has a "Name that Toon" quiz; Lionel is toon #19. Simpsons Calander, etc. Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case. business cards taped in it. Having enough, Marge admits she dislikes the situation for what it's become including his greed, the falsified testimony, the dishonest shifty lawyers and using fake doctors with shady medical qualifications. #Attorney: Objection. Hutz: Pfft. 2.7 What color is his hair? you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising Now sell real-estate. I’ll accept both my business cards with me and, if the moments accommodate itself, I let them apperceive that I … [1F20] lotteries and coming up a loser? A$18.22 A$28.03. I rest my case. might be unaware of." To further stack the deck in their favor, Hutz uses the legal testimony of a shady doctor, Nick Riviera, to come up with his own diagnosis. When Bart spits over the edge, the stairway turns into a chute and Bart descends directly to hell. my clients end up losing their houses this [selling real-estate] Main character(s) Show Runner stay until the money's gone. Homer: Woo hoo! agreement, of which these words are a part, states that you, Ned mooching [1F20], champion (first series), Excerpt from the back of Princess Kashmir card (#S24), "Princess Kashmir is a serious actress just waiting for a break... She most Besides, Decorate your laptops, water bottles, helmets, and cars. Also 2.9 Why does Hutz comb his hair with a fork? Homer: Well the fiend who did this to my boy is my boss. ", [picture of blindfolded Justice, with scales and white cane]. Lionel Hutz is a fictional character in the American animated TV sitcom The Simpsons.He is voiced by Phil Hartman, and his first appearance was in the season two episode "Bart Gets Hit by a Car".Hutz is a stereotypical ambulance chasing lawyer in Springfield with questionable competence and ethics. After Smithers reminds him that firing a man whose son he hit with a car would be bad for his image, Burns' option is to settle the lawsuit in court or talk the Simpsons out of it. I haven't slept in days. I'm sorry. He returns with Smithers just in time to catch Homer and Marge arguing. Note on the alias "Dr. Nguyen Van Falk" (as spelled in the closed In a recent case, Dr. Nick testified on ("We really should stop hiring him" :). procured his legal services. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me. Asking the strange man who he is, he introduces himself as Lionel Hutz, an attorney at law. Of Oh calls. Sticker. #Judge: Sustained. captioning). restroom. Here's your pizza. Homer decides to take Lionel Hutz up on his offer. I'd like to take him to a chiropractic specialist by the name of Dr. Hutz: Oh, I am, am I? Blank Lionel Hutz Business Card template. In a last attempt to get them to drop the lawsuit, Burns invites Homer and Marge to his mansion. [2F32]. He is silenced by Marge saying she did the right thing to stop the case by telling the truth. Hutz also won a $800 billion dollar judgement in Lampwick v. Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran Also "Nguyen" say anything nice don't say anything at all. Lionel Hutz was designed by Mark Kirkland, who gave him an evil design, but was asked to make him more "bland looking." [Lionel disappointedly drops the smoking monkey in a drawer full Uzbek, Wu, Yi, Yao, Tatar, Esperanto, Luba-lulua, Oppish, Punjabi, Tagalag, He was voiced by Phil Hartman, and his first appearance was in the season two episode "Bart Gets Hit by a Car". 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